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Sometimes I think that there are only really like a few real people on Earth and the rest are just holograms placed for our amusement... 3-dimensional talking images that disappear when I'm not paying attention to them...or maybe that was just an episode of Voyager with special guest star Michael McKean. YOU DECIDE

My dad was wondering why I was so anxious to leave Chicago in the first place. I told him that I couldn't afford to live there, whereas I can easily afford to live in Middle-of-Nowhere, Michigan. He argued for Chicago, referring to the fact that it's one of the most "happening" (his words) cities in the U-S, full of clubs and bars and great stores and an awesome youth culture and things to do and people to meet...and I was like..."It wouldn't matter if it has LSD water fountains and free kangaroo rides, I'm just sitting in a basement in front of a monitor anyway...I could be in Yemen for all I care, as long as I can leech onto a wireless network!" XD He didn't understand...but my apartment is awesome.

Well, the mystery is solved, Bender is alive and well! He has been to the vet for medicine for his mysterious Crust Ear ailment, so he will have to abdicate his throne as Lord De La Crustington. Poor dog, demoted to serf in his own kingdom...

I am glad that David thinks that I am pretty, I have been feeling particularly self conscious these days. That's what I get for living near a state college, damn 5'9 blondes everywhere....*shakes chubby fist*

Gaaahh my hair is so annoying. I wish I never cut it off! *pulls out remaining hair*...perhaps the Sinead O Connor look is for me....